Blackberry Shoes Blog Café

Lumps and Pumps

Now that we have your new slinging red shoes, lets work on the outfit for that hot date with the new love of your life you will met during your trip to the islands. You know you have to look good girl to cover up all that junk. Junk? Yes I said it, "Junk!" Let's talk...

We pack on lots of unwanted lumps and pumps in all the areas everyone can see, that is if you don't know how to cover it up. We have learned to tuck, push, and hide our extra pounds because you know you are not going to give up Mama's homemade vanilla bean ice cream and her delicious chocolate fudge cake. Mmmm calories here I come!

We love our food so much we call it fast food. You know fast foods, you met them last night when you were driving home from school or work. We also know "Late Night Snacks." They are the ones that continue to call your name when your are either watching TV, tossing and turning in an attempt to get some zzzz, or maybe you encountered them while sleep walking. Regardless of how you connect with them you know you should just walk away since "Lumps and Pumps" are just around the corner. Girl how are you going to fit in that new outfit?

Okay, so you think you can do it. Well you can lose it if you just get in touch with you know, "Will Power!" Some of us have it and some of us got to find it. Honey you must track down "Will Power" and hunt for it like you did those red shoes for "Traveling Light or Not." Use your cell phone, email, network, just do what you must to find it! While you are at it don't forget to pick up "Mr. & Mrs. Weights" because they are the key elements to you looking good for your fine new companion.

Now that you are relaxing under the blazing sun on the beautiful island waiting for your new love, just remember to go easy on the eats because one set of lump and pumps can always become two and perhaps three. Go take on the "Real Sweet Spirit."